Marshawn Lynch to go Kam Chancellor on somebodyThe one thing I’d really like to see in Super Bowl XLIX won’t happen, sadly. Why? Because the thing I’d like to see more than anything else is Seattle Seahawks second-year defensive tackle Jordan Hill come cup with a big sack or run stuff, a la former fellow Penn State defensive tackle Jay Alford, who got the final sack on Tom Brady when the surprise New York Giants toppled the previously undefeated New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. But Hill was injured in Seattle’s regular-season finale and finds himself on injured reserve.
So in lieu of that, I’d like to see something else that probably won’t happen because the chances everything lines up are nearly impossible. But here goes: I’d like to see Marshawn Lynch absolutely light up a New England defender off a turnover — fumble, interception, doesn’t matter — and lay wood the way his teammate Kam Chancellor does on the regular. Ideally, I’ll be eating Skittles while this happens. — The Rev