The Phillies are terrible and should be selling off any semi-valuable assets they have at any moment. The Sixers still don't have a coach because who needs a coach when the full tank is on? The Flyers continue to do baffling things because Paul Holmgren never learned math. And the Eagles, well, at least training camp has started and there's something new … but there's still that whole quarterback controversy thing.
So here's Jimmer Fredette and his stupid name dancing.