Remember back in middle school or high school or whatever, when someone wanted to fight another student, they told them to, "Meet me at [insert school's designated fight area] after school"? Well, at my school, that place was either the rock or the island, and the fights always sucked.
But you wanna see a fight that didn't suck? Check out this scrap between Daniel Carcillo and Derek Dorsett earlier this season.
If you watch this fight and still think hockey should ban fighting, you are a pussy. And should be shot. Or buried alive. One or the other.