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Friday, April 2, 2010

Sheldon Brown Took the Bus Out of Town



This morning on way into work, my roommate sends me this text:

Sheldon and gocong going to Cleveland

Immediately, I reply:

Nnamdi for donny?

That's the first thing that popped into my head. Still, the deal hadn't been done yet, and the reports as to what the Eagles would get in return weren't very informative. But finally, the deal is done. The Eagles shipped off fan favorite cornerback Sheldon Brown and fan scapegoat linebacker Chris Gocong to Cleveland for the unimpressive though hopefully useful package of fourth-round and fifth-round picks, as well as seldom-used linebacker Alex Hall.



I'm 100 percent positive that not a single person is upset to see Chris Gocong go. In a word, he sucked. But to be fair, I don't think it was all Gocong's fault. In college, he was a pass-rushing beast. He was born to play as a stand-up defensive end or 3-4 pass-rushing linebacker. That's what he excelled at. Yet the Eagles inexplicably tried to convert him into a strong-side linebacker, failing to realize he was too slow to cover anyone, and too dumb to take correct paths to the football. It wouldn't shock me to see Gocong become an extremely effective pass rusher in Cleveland's 3-4 scheme. But I still couldn't be happier to see him go.

Sheldon is an entirely different story. There is no question about it, Brown was my favorite player on the Eagles defense last year. He's been a very good player for a very long time, solidifying the cornerback position since he was drafted in 2002. He burst on the scene as a rookie special team missile, completely demolishing a Cowboys returner on a kickoff, while wearing the bad-ass number of 39, before changing to 24. He went on to become a tackling machine and strong cover corner. For a few years there, his partner in crime, Lito Sheppard, was getting more interceptions and going to Pro Bowls. What many people outside of Philadelphia didn't realize is Brown was better, evidence by Lito getting those chances to get picks — defenses threw more to Lito's side, tending to shy away from Sheldon.

All Brown did was show up and play hard week in and week out — and play well. Really well. Numerous times he played at a Pro Bowl level, though never was rewarded with the honor. Last season was one of his finest, despite playing the majority of the year with a bad hamstring. He was a leader, the guy who took the torch from Brian Dawkins and did his predecessor and former secondary mate proud. Now he's gone, a former 2nd-round pick and one of the better corners in the NFL, for what amounts to much lesser pieces. Good starting corners aren't easy to come by.

Or are they? The J-E-T-S managed to pry away the incredibly talented Antonio Cromartie from the Chargers after a couple subpar years, joining forces with Darrelle Revis, the player everyone agrees is either the best or second-best corner in the entire NFL. And rumor has it, the other one in that conversation may just be on the market … and he's already been linked to McNabb and the Eagles in trade talks.



Now, I've been pretty quiet on the Donovan McNabb trade front. It's no secret, I'm a McNabb guy. I'd prefer to see him stay in Philadelphia, see him finish his career as an Eagle. And I certainly wouldn't wish upon him the fate of playing in Oakland for a crazy owner that has watched the league pass him by.

BUT, with this latest move, it's evident the Eagles are in some sort of rebuilding mode, albeit an express version. You don't trade a talented, valuable starting cornerback if you think you can win a Super Bowl right now, even if that player is unhappy with his contract. So it's pretty evident the Eagles are moving on, turning the page. They've released a number of veterans so far, and now have shipped a couple off. That leaves a hole at the other corner spot, though they do have Ellis Hobbs in the fold, along with newly acquired Marlin Jackson and that Joselio Hanson character that they think is better than he actually is. Kulp has an excellent, level-headed breakdown of the trade. Do yourself a favor and read it.

With all this unfolding, I think that if the Nnamdi Asomugha and No. 42 pick for McNabb offer is on the table or can be put on the table, it's a move that has to be done. That's a shitty situation for McNabb, no doubt. And I would certainly feel terrible for No. 5. He deserves better. But as much as I love the guy, my loyalties lie first and foremost with making the Eagles better. And if they think Kevin Kolb is ready and able (which the jury is still out on in my opinion, two starts isn't nearly enough to make an accurate assessment), I find it hard to believe a better offer would surface. An early second-round pick is a valuable commodity, and let's face it, you won't find any corner on the market close to as good as Nnamdi. Hell, you won't find anyone not named Revis that can even enter the conversation of approaching his ability at the position.

Landing Asomugha would immediately bolster a questionable secondary into one of the best in the league, especially if the Birds can upgrade the free safety position in the draft. It would give the Eagles two Pro Bowl cornerbacks, and easily the best duo in the entire NFL — even better than Revis and Cromartie. Think about it: Asomugha is so good and so respected that he typically takes away an entire side of the field. That would mean opposing offenses would have to throw more at Asante Samuel's side, one of the best big-play corners in the league and an interception machine. Or they'd be forced to attack Nnamdi more than they'd like. Or the wide receivers would be rendered useless. One of those three. Of course, that still leaves tight ends and running backs to run wild on pass routes against the Philadelphia linebackers and safeties. Though the Eagles could and should look at the draft to get a better cover linebacker and/or safety. It would be like skipping the rebuilding process, or at least taking the EZ Pass lane.

Though, all of this is conjecture at this point. For all we know, the Oakland deal is nothing more than rumor and hearsay. McNabb may not, though it looks like he will, go anywhere. And the Eagles could very well not do anything to replace Brown, which most certainly results in a pretty big downgrade as of right now. One thing is for sure: Sheldon will be missed. He was a leader, a worker, a physical presence on a team and defense that seemed to lack that overall last year. And he was literally the only defender I completely trusted to make tackles (well, Trent Cole too). It was a hell of a ride, but more proof of an era that is coming to an end.















"If you wanna be a one-man show, play golf."

Oh, and Chris Gocong sucks.



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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

It's Business Time

I really wanted to talk about the Lakers-Nuggets game, Red Wings-Blackhawks and Phillies-Reds game, but I've had a full plate at work today. I guess you can say it's business time.



But hey, I have a few moments now, so here goes.

For all the people who bash and badmouth Chris Osgood, last night was just another case of the guy giving a resounded, "Fuck off!" to all the writers, pundits and fans that belittle his play. Osgood made 37 saves last night in Detroit's 3-2 overtime win, stopping 18 of those in the first period.



If Osgood hadn't played tremendously in that opening period, the Red Wings would not have won last night. No question about it. Chris Osgood won them that game. And for those out there who question his ability, as I have on occasion, the guy has now won 3 Stanley Cups, one as a backup and two as the main man in net. His first came as the backup to Mike Vernon in the 1996-97 season, where he only played two games in the postseason but was an integral part of the team, playing in 47 games in the regular season, posting a 2.30 goals against average, stopping 91 percent of the shots he faced, notching six shutouts and winning 23 games.

A year later, it was Osgood's team, and the 24-year-old played in 64 games, posted a 2.21 gaa, .913 save percentage, six shutouts and notched 33 wins in the regular season. Then he hoisted the Cup while manning the net as the Red Wings' No. 1 netminder. Then last year, when the Red Wings won yet another Cup, it was Osgood who led them there. At 35, he split time in the regular season with 43-year-old Dominik Hasek until Hasek got hurt, and in 43 regular season games, Osgood posted a 2.09 gaa, .914 save percentage, 27 wis and 4 shutouts. He was even more incredible in the playoffs, putting up a ridiculous 1.55 gaa, .930 save percentage and 3 shutouts.

And so far this year, Chris Osgood has been stellar for Detroit, who now is just two wins away from reaching the Stanley Cup finals again. Enough is enough. Chris Osgood is an excellent goaltender. What more does he have to do to shut everyone up?

Brad Lidge, on the other hand, has looked anything but good since falling on his knees in October.



Last night, yes, he got the save, but again, he looked really, really shaky doing it. Now, Lidge proved last year he can be a dominant closer when right, but he also has proven in Houston that he can lose that dominance for no apparent reason. There wasn't even Pujols moment to set things off this time. An injury, yes, but if he's hurt, he should just go get healthy, not fuck with his already fragile psyche.

And Cole, it would be nice to not give up home runs immediately after your team gets you some runs. Just saying.

Yesterday, Shoals discussed how the NBA hype machine isn't really going about the Nuggets-Lakers series as Carmelo vs. Bryant, which is both odd and not odd at all, all at the same time. Only Shoals can make this make sense, and he does.



Well, last night, no matter how you want to slice it, it was Kobe vs. Carmelo. There's no ifs, ands or buts about it. Kobe 40, Carmelo 39; Lakers 105, Nuggets 103.

It was Melo doing the damn thing early, getting Denver out to a nice lead, and then Kobe doing his thing late, willing the Lakers to victory with 18 points in the final quarter, including 9-for-9 from the line. Melo is definitely clutch, but he hasn't become a playoff closer as of yet. Kobe showed him how it's done last night.

If you missed this game, I feel sorry for you. It was awesome. Just a great basketball game with two very, very good teams. Chauncey, who failed to show up most of the game, did what he's been known to do by hitting two insanely difficult threes in the closing moments to leave the outcome in doubt until — after J.R. Smith made the first free throw down 3 to cut it 2, missed the second on purpose to give the Nuggets a chance at a tip in or putback shot to tie it — Kobe snatched the game-seeling rebound.

Everyone questioned the Lakers after struggling against an undermanned Houston team. Something tells me Kobe won't let his opportunity to take on the King on the grandest stage slip through his fingers, even if he has to do it all by himself, although last night, he did get a nice helping hand from Derek Fisher, who hit a huge go-ahead three late in the game.

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Colonel KLink



Um, what is Colonel Klink doing on Batman? Does anyone know? That could potentially be the weirdest YouTube clip I've ever seen. But I have to say, as a youngster, I watched Hogan's Heroes and the totally awesome Adam West Batman shows all the damn time. Makes me really miss being a child.

Seeing as I developed into an adult with an unhealthy obsession with sports, I don't take much time to watch old reruns of ridiculous shows anymore, which is shame. But I do try to watch as much sports as possible, however, I failed pretty miserably last night. With the Phillies losing and looking pretty pathetic doing so, and the Heat-Hawks game putting me to sleep, I didn't even make it to watch Denver dismantle New Orleans. Thanks to an entirely too late and drunk night on Tuesday, I was out cold by 11 last night. Since I really don't have much to say about anything sports-related, might as well let others do the work for me.



-As long as they aren't driving, old people rule.



Whatever is happening at Penn State, it works. And it was a waste to make Paterno's new contract for three years. It should have said this:

Till death do us part.


-Believe it or not, this guy actually is a Mets fan:

“my life blows, but I should expect this because I am a Met fan.”

-Yeah, that seems racist.



No wonder Jemaine and Bret don't like Australians.



-So that's why Tony DiLeo looks so damn familiar:



Eery.

-I know one thing, Elton Brand cannot do this:



-The Redskins signed a 400-pounder.

-Freddie Mitchell, undercover brother.



I'd like to thank my fingers for being so great at typing letters.

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