Sidney Crosby Has a Vagina

I would just like to say for the record that Sidney Crosby has a vagina. I am not sure if there is a person on this planet that infuriates me more than him. Also, I believe that if I ever saw him on the street and we come to blows, I would kill him. My anger towards him would lead me to just annihilate him. A person can only take so much of his whining and overacting before it leads to vomiting.



"The kid" must get his nickname from the fact that he cries like a 2 year old anytime something doesn't go his way. Crosby leads the league in sticks to opposing teams stomachs and then skating behind one of his defensmen for protection. This was evident last night when he crosschecked Richards in the back in the last minute of play and then proceeded to stay 10 feet away from Richards. Crosby is a vagina.

Also, I could not help but remember Kimmo's comments about the refs treating the Penguins differently then the Flyers after game 1. Kimmo brought up how the refs would seem to converse with the Penguins while they would yell at the Flyers when they discussed penalties. At the end of the 2nd period when Jim Jackson was yelling about Mike Richards being brought down behind the play, Richards went over to ask the ref about the play. You can read the refs lips yelling, "Thats enough, get to the locker room," without even discussing the play.

Speaking of vaginas, I would just like to point out that in MY OPINION, Robbie Gould should probably kill himself. That kick was 18 yards [Ed note: The kick was 25 yards: Gould, Robbie 3rd 07:54 25 yds - Missed; The line of scrimmage was the fucking 8 you fucking moron, so don't question me.] that he missed at Penn St. against Iowa.



The kid was horrible then and has he even kicked a field goal over 50 yards yet? I'm not sure, but he is in the top five of NFL players that I am 100 percent positive that I would be able to beat up. I wish him the worst in life.

A Rod In Your Butt

Well it turned out that Rod in Arod's butt was actually a syringe. A syringe filled with steroids. Which means what? That he took steroids, that he cheated, that his stats were padded for three years or so, and that he is a bold face liar. For some reason, Alex did an interview with Katie Couric a few years ago and told the world that he never used performance enhancers or never even thought about them. First of all, I am not sure why a baseball player would ever do an interview with Katie Couric. That is beyond me. How can someone believe him when he said he only took steroids for those years? He lied before about it and what makes us think that he isn't lying some more?



If it was up to me, the only player in the hall of fame from the past 20 years would be Ken Griffey Jr. Junior Griffey should be the role model for all kids growing up. The man played baseball the right way, sacrificing his body and a lot of games by playing remarkable defense. As he got older, his body started breaking down. He has been hurt more often and his stats have dropped. It is what is supposed to happen as a player gets older. The Kid has had an amazing career despite of everything. A sure first ballot hall of famer and one of the greatest of all time. When he retires, he will have no doubts in his mind about whether he did things the right way. God bless Ken Griffey Jr.



A quick rant as well. Bud Selig. You are an idiot. I read a report in the Inquirer that said you made 18 million dollars last year and took a 3 million dollar raise. If that is true then you should kill yourself. Teams like the Arizona Diamondbacks are cutting jobs like crazy and losing 45 million dollars or so and you are giving yourself a pay raise. Here is an idea. Lose about 17 and a half million of that salary and save a couple hundred jobs. Are you even doing that good of a job? Go fuck yourself.

I Feel Like Talking Gibberish

This is how I feel at this moment.

The Eagles need a wide receiver. A number 1 guy would be great but I would settle for a legit number 2 with height.



I would say the Eagles also need a running back with some size and power but everyone knows that they wouldn't use him anyway.

I would also say that the Eagles need a fullback but maybe instead of not resigning Runyan or Tra Thomas they could turn one of them into a fullback. Or possibly Trevor Laws or even Lorenzo Booker.

ESPN is starting to make me want to set fire to my television. I swear I heard about A RUMOR of Gruden replacing Weiss at Notre Dame three times within a half hour this morning. The Notre Dame AD was saying the RUMOR was an outright lie. If it is not true, don't report it in the first place. Just give me highlights.

I'm going to the Flyers game tonight and I wouldn't mind seeing Danny Briere play.



Larry Johnson Sr should be named Joe Pa's successor.

I also hate Lance Armstrong.

Anyone who thinks that we are all going to die because of who new president is should probably lead the way and kill themselves first. I'll just sit tight and wait it out.

Penn St. beat Michigan in basketball last night. Jamelle Cornley is a pretty decent player. If he was three inches taller, he could be a first round draft pick. After seven games, the Lions are 4-3 in the Big Ten. Thats pretty impressive for those guys.