Showing posts with label dumb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Eagles are Stupid, Cleveland Sucks

So last night's Eagles-Browns game was played pretty much as expected: The Browns suck and the Eagles rolled. I'm happy to see the Birds took care of business and all, and I really am excited that they still have a chance to make the playoffs, but this team is just stupid. Plain and simple. Don't believe me? Check this out:





Yeah, Asante Samuel, who finally decided not to drop an interception, had a clear path to the end zone when he went and pulled a DeSean.



After DeSean Jackson had that stupid lapse, on Monday Night Football mind you, no other Eagle ever should drop the ball until they are five yards deep in the end zone, yet, Asante did. Why? Because he's a fucking moron, just like everyone on this team. I mean, it was nice to see the Eagles finally throw the ball a little bit after all that running. I was beginning to think Andy was starting to use some common sense or something.

I particularly loved the DeSean throw for no reason, the complete lack of understanding on how to manage the clock, and of course, it was nice to see the future of the franchise throw yet another pick on his first pass, then get the next one deflected. But this is just all the things that I hate about the Eagles. They are dumb. But, they are hot, and they won easily. The defense played great, the offense moved the ball with ease, and they're still alive.

However, after watching that debacle, if I had the chance to crash frat parties with the Flyers or watch the game, I'd have a hard time deciding (via Deadspin).

BallHype: hype it up!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

New York Papers, Smart

Or not. In honor of the late FJM, I offer up this tidbit, passed along by one of those insufferable Rangers fans (aka my brother-in-law, who isn't so bad for a New Yorker—he hates the Mets and doesn't like the Giants):

this is an article about marcus naslund finding a new start in new york. This is all well and good, but the picture in the article isn't even close to him. it's actually Paul Mara. What asshole can't tell the difference. God we have some fuckin morons working at some papers around here

And the picture in question (drum roll please) …



Hmmm … Google search "Markus Naslund" …



Well that doesn't look right. How about "Markus Naslund Rangers" …



Huh. All right, well surely it's him right, and not Paul Mara?



Ahh, New York Daily News, good for you.