Or birth control. Or pulling out.
After watching the Phillies win yet again, I tuned in to HBO's Hard Knocks because that show is awesome and Rex Ryan is the man. Just like episode one, it was tremendous, but the highlight this time around wasn't Rex Ryan and his awesome speeches. No, the star of this episode, as KSK correctly pointed out, was Antonio Cromartie. Seriously, watch that again:
For the record, that man is 26 years old and has so many kids he can barely remember all their names. And almost all of them are 3 years old. God damn, someone fell asleep during sex education classes.