Wait, Eric Milton is Still Alive?

Listen, I don't have much to say about this, but apparently former Philadelphia Phillie and State College-born Eric Milton is not only still alive, but he picked up his first win since 2006 last night.



In case you forgot, Milton went 14-6 with the Phillies in 2005 despite a 4.75 ERA. Anyway, yeah, he's still alive. Go figure.