In Two Years, the Eagles Will Sign Plax

Not sure if you heard, but it's official: Plaxico Burress is going to jail, for two years no less.


Can I has Andy Reid, please?

Hmmmm. Two-year jail sentence. A talented player screwing up his career and life right in his prime. Where have heard this before?

There's some good news for Plax here. If recent history is any indication, Plaxico will be signed by the Eagles shortly after his release from prison, at least if Andy Reid is still around.

For serious, Plax gets the same sentence for shooting his damn self in the leg as a guy who ran a brutal, inhumane dog-fighting ring? And, oh I don't know, almost two years less than a guy who killed another guy? Only in America!