What's Happening?

Somebody doesn't want to go back to the bullpen. After last night's complete game shutout performance, J.A. Happ shouldn't even have to worry about it: 9 innings pitched, 4 hits, 0 runs, 2 walks, 10 strikeouts. He also went 1-for-3 at the dish and even got a 3-0 green light in the second, which he grounded out on, but did manage to move Carlos Ruiz to third.

Yeah, Happ best be staying as a starter.