Saturday, August 2, 2008

Another Proven Fact

After reading a piss poor list on about the greatest clutch performers in college football history, I decided to make a list of the greatest clutch performers in college football history.

MROB is the greatest clutch performer in the maybe the history of the world, excluding Michael Jordan and possibly Tiger Woods. That is a proven fact. If my team is down by 6 points with 1 second left and 99 yards to go, I want the ball in the hands of MROB. He would most likely fire a 99 yard bullet to a streaking receiver in stride or decide to run through 11 defenders and knock them out for the rest of the season. It's what THE MAN does. He makes things happen. God bless him.

That is the entire list. It can't really even be questioned because it's fact.

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