Friday, August 1, 2008

A Little Dose of Nationalism

Like the rest of the universe, I was expecting some big happenings on deadline day yesterday. Turns out, it was one of the most uneventful deadline days in history, save for Griffey moving and the last-minute Manny-Bay-LA blockbuster.

Conspicuously absent from the dealings was the three big players in the National League East. Sure, the Marlins acquired Arthur Rhodes, but that's hardly the earth-shattering move that will put them over the top.



Turns out the biggest transaction in Philadelphia was the Sixers' signing of Louis Williams (which I am pumped about actually). That's wasn't exactly what Phillies fans had in mind. The good news is the Mets and Marlins basically didn't do squat either. This will be a three-team limp to the finish.

And while "Stand" Pat Gillick sat on his hands yesterday, at least the team showed up, actually completing the sweep of the Washington Generals Washington Nationals. Certainly, looking at the record and anemic squad the Nationals sent out makes this sweep seem rather unimpressive. But as a Phillies fan, I know better than that. First of all, the sweep allowed the Phils to reclaim first place (1 gm ahead of New York and 1.5 ahead of Florida), and just as importantly, it showed that the Phils can actually beat teams they're supposed to.

This is something new. Especially against the artists formerly known as the Expos. Over the years, the Nationals have been a thorn in Philadelphia's side. Every season, the Phils are mired in a race to make the playoffs, and every year, the Nationals make it difficult—no matter how far out they are. Hell, before his loss on Wednesday, Tim Redding hadn't surrendered a run to the Phils this year. And last year, last night's starting pitcher, John Lannan, broke Chase Utley's hand with a pitch. Washington is just that kind of team.



But last night, the Phils closed the door on those pesky Nationals, and it felt good. The game was also wildly entertaining. Jayson Werth's early home run to get the lead, Washington scratching out two runs to claw back in it, and then the improbable strikeout/E-2 that allowed Kendrick to reach base, even though he started walking to the dugout, followed by Jimmy's shot. And that was just the beginning. A few hit batters by the Phils, and enter Jesus Colome, the big righty reliever who throws 97 mph. Unhappy with the beating and the beaming, Colome absolutely nailed Utley. It sucks to see Chase get hit, but it was pretty sweet seeing the reaction, with Utley staring Colome down for a second and cursing with his head down on his way to first. I was just praying for a fight. Expect fireworks between these teams in the future.

Unfortunately for me, a fight didn't happen, but the Phils do head to St. Louis with a five-game winning streak and first place. Too bad they couldn't add any pieces yesterday.

Now, onto more pressing matters: I've been discussing this with one my roommates for weeks now. I'm absolutely appalled and infuriated by the Phillies postgame show. The fact that Mitch Williams is allowed to be on Comcast completely blows my mind. I mean, this is THE GUY WHO COST US THE WORLD SERIES! I'm not sure if you all remember this or not, but, you know, Mitch motherfucking Williams blew TWO count them TWO fucking saves in the 1993 World Series—a series Toronto won in 6 games. Do the math. Had he just done his job—the one he was paid to fucking do—and the Phils win in 6. Blame Jim Fregosi all you'd like, but he was just giving the ball to his closer like you're supposed to.

Anything Mitch Williams does should be ridiculed and he should treated with nothing but scorn. He ruined our lives, after all. Yet here we are, subjected to seeing his face after every fucking game. And shit, people even like things he does, like that awful "Yo" commercial. Hell, my fucking roommate even said he thinks he does a good job on the postgame show. Really? How can you take anything he says seriously, especially about how Brett can fix his control problems! Mitch fucking Williams was nicknamed Wild Thing because he couldn't fucking throw strikes. Fuck! I hate that man. And I hate anyone who says a kind word about him. Every time I see that asshole's face on the TV, I want to hit things, specifically Mitch Williams. People who like him should kill themselves. Seriously.

3 comments:

  1. Are you upset that the Phillies didn't make a trade? I was ecstatic!!! There were no names being thrown around (maybe Matt Holliday but only if you keep shane and Pat) that would've made this team significantly better. Furthermore, and this is the main reason I was happy nothing went down from the Phils, is there any reason to believe that Gillick and the rest of the decision makers are qualified to evaluate both our own and other teams' talent? I've seen nothing. This team is plenty flawed, for sure, but Sabathia and Harden were gone and I don't want to trade Lou Marson for Ron Mahay.

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  2. Not upset they didn't make a trade to be honest with you. But if Florida would have gotten Manny, it would have looked really bad.

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  3. Great point about Mitch the Bitch by the way. It's especially funny when he gets into all the mechanical issues of the game. Really, all Adam Eaton has to do is start throwing "over the ball" instead of around it and all Brett Myers has to do is keep his head focused on the batter when he throws and they can be aces!

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