I = Gold Medals

Who would believe that one of Penn State's own starting safeties would have won Olympic medals this summer? Thats right, Mark Rubin used to beat Michael Phelps and all his oddly proportioned glory.



I say that makes me at least equal if not better since I once beat out a starting safety, for the #3 ranked team in the country, for a girl. Am I an Olympian? Obviously not. I am fat and hairy and wholly unathletic. But I can say now that I am by 3 degrees of separation equal to one of the greatest Olympians ever, and it feels damn good!