Please. God. Yes.

In case you haven't heard, the rumors are whirling about a possible return of Theo Ratliff to the Sixers, thanks in large part to the injury to Jason Smith.



Now, if you know anything about me, you know that I want nothing more than for this to happen. I love Theo Ratliff. If you don't (fuck you, Simmons), then you can just stop reading this site right now. The long arm of the law would be a welcome addition. He could go out there right now and get three blocks in 10 minutes, and let's be honest, with the 2008-09 edition of the Sixers, that's all Theo would be expected to do.

Bring him back. And yes, if he does come back, Elton Brand should be forced to give up the No. 42, so it can go back to its rightful owner, Theo Ratliff.