Damn do I wish Chris Cooley was an Eagle. This guy is one of the best tight ends in the league, way better than that homo up north Shockey and Mr. Drop/Fumble L.J. Smith.
And now, just to make him even cooler, he's doing this. That's right, Cooley is having a beard-growing contest. And there are even prizes for the winners, which include family passes to training camp, preseason tickets and a personalized jersey.
psuaar would be so proud. And let me tell you something, between psuaar and myself, we'd stand a great shot at winning. The only problem is those prizes don't mean shit to Eagles fans. But, hey, his wife is all sorts of hot.