If you didn't watch the Home Run Derby last night, my first question would be what the hell is wrong is with you? There sure as shit wasn't anything else on last night. Secondly, as I'm sure you've all heard by now, you missed one incredible show by everyone's favorite recovering drug addict Josh Hamilton.
Hamilton completely blew away the competition with a record 28 home runs in the first round, the majority of which were moon shots. See what a little cocaine can do for you kids?
Honestly though, it was an unbelievable display, and watching the entire Yankee Stadium crowd give the man a standing ovation was bone-chilling. Even in an exhibition contest, baseball offered up another great moment.
Children everywhere are undoubtedly flocking to the nearest shady street corners to purchase copious amounts of cocaine, heroin and other narcotics in the hope of becoming the next Josh Hamilton.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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