Monday, July 28, 2008

The Greatest News in the History of News

The Phillies have sent Adam Eaton to the minors!

It may not be the greatest news (that would be getting completely rid of his sorry ass), but it is reason to celebrate. Adam Eaton accepted his assignment to the minors, most likely becoming the second exorbitantly expensive pitcher to take the hill for the IronPigs this season.

Taking his place is J.A. Happ, a pitcher that has actually not completely shit the bed this season. This may very well prove to be the greatest move in the history of sports. Too bad it's only, oh I don't know, a year and a half too late.

See ya, Adam! Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Oh wait, let it hit you … just like every batter you've ever faced in your life.

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