Thursday, October 2, 2008

Lebron James is Trash

I want to take a minute and deviate from the Phillies to talk about how much of a dirtbag Lebron James is. I do not find this guy likable one bit. I don't care how good he is. He is a jerk and everyone needs to know it. I cannot like or respect anyone who grows up around Cleveland and is a Yankees and Cowboys fan. What a complete piece of shit.

It's not like Cleveland doesn't have a baseball or a football team. Hell, the Indians went to the World Series when Lebron was a kid. It's not like they were bad his whole childhood. How could he not love that team with the lovable Manny and country Charlie??? The Yankees? What a freaking jerk.

I might have given him a little bit of leeway seeing that the Browns left town, but they are back and they weren't gone for that long. Granted they have been awful, but they are still the hometown team. Shouldn't you always root, root, root, for the home team, in any sport? No, no, this guy is a Yankees fan. Just like all of those other douchebags with the gay Yankees hats with the straight brims and the little Y's all over them in pink and brown, sideways. What an ass.

In summation, I hate Lebron James. You root for the teams that are where you are from. That's how things work. There is no way around it. I don't care if the Phillies have only won one championship in 125 years and have over 10,000 loses. I still love them. How many times have the Eagles and Flyers and Sixers won in my lifetime? A grand total of once, and I was only about a month old when that happened. I don't care. These are my teams just like Cleveland's should be his.

P.S.- according to "Space Jam" Michael Jordan never forgot where he came from. He always wore his North Carolina shorts under his Bulls shorts. I don't know if it's true, but I like it.


  1. Seriously, people need to start letting up at work so I have more time to write. Lebron? Why write about this? At least talk about J-Will retiring. He was the shit.

  2. This must be sarcasm because only an idiot thinks that you must root on the team where you are from.

    What makes it worst is that Lebron isn't from Cleveland so why should root for them anyway.