Hey, Philadelphia. How you doing? Me? I'm fine. A little bummed out by the Eagles, as I'm sure you are. And the Flyers and Sixers haven't quite lived up to expectations in the early going, but they both look to be getting better. Oh, yeah, I was pretty pissed at Penn State, but you know what always seems to cheer me up? Take a guess. Yep, that's right, your Philadelphia Phillies are still WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS!!!!!!
Yeah, that feels good.