Monday, September 8, 2008

Clay Travis Officially Arrives

To the House That Glanville Built good graces, anyway. In his College Football Rundown, Deadspin's Travis breaks out this doozy, spawning a round of applause from the Reverend's hands:

6. Ohio State survived against mighty Ohio. Yeah, yeah. Is there any college football fan in the country who doesn't root for Ohio State that doesn't want USC to beat them 50-3? That was a couple of double negatives there and might have gotten confusing. Rephrased, unless you're a Buckeye fan the entire country wants to see you utterly destroyed come this weekend. Also, after the game we're traveling to the state and stealing all of your attractive women. All 14 of them.

Well done, sir. Well done.

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